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6/28/2006-

Man oh man, today was an interesting day at work. It started off normally with my arrival somewhere between 2 and 3 o'clock. First on my list of 'things to do' was clean 20 inedible barrels that held animal parts that could not be consumed by humans. After a short period of time my fellow co-worker, Alex, came out to help me finish up the assignment. Afterwards it was time to clean the barn. Now, this is not a pleasant thing to do. This includes shoveling cow dung and whatever other animal feces was in there. Almost every stall has to been shoveled. The only one that doesn't has a rather large bull in it. While I was sweeping some bad smelling substance towards the front the bull had poked me with it's horn. I turned to him and said "You smell like crap!" Then the strangest thing happened! The bull looked me straight in the eye and replied, "You know, it isn't my fault I have to stand in my own dung all day long." I apologized and continued to sweep. When I was ready to hose down the center of the barn the bull asked me to shower him a little for it was a hot and humid day. So of course I granted his request and he thanked me. Just before I left I bid him fair well but he called me back. He asked me to lift the back of my shirt and face away from him. When I did, he thrust his horn through the small of my back! When I looked down I saw a little creature on the tip of its horn. I exclaimed "What is that!" The bull explained that it was a creature called a Cylcin Slervant. It is implanted by chickens as ordered by the pigs. Then I realized that I was bleeding to death and started trembling from the weakness of lost blood. The bull then thrust its tongue through my wound and slipped it out. I looked down again and it was healed! I thanked the bull for having saved me and walked back into the shop. What a day at work.

6/27/2006-

Last night I checked my voicemail after class and it was this: "OMG KYLE!!! I lost him! Please help me find him!!!" Odd is what I thought. So I drove home to find her there. No one has seen or heard from her boyfriend in days. We start off calling a few contacts that may have knowledge of his location but to no avail. We then search the house thinking maybe he was hurt or dead. He wasn't in either bathroom, the basement, or even the freezer. Panic stricken, she called the police to file a missing persons report. I knew something wasn't right and snatched the phone from her and hung up. Then we searched his room for any clues. We found a note: "I'm sorry for the unknown things I have done and the pain that I have caused." We exchanged perplexed glances. Then I noticed there was a faint trail of blood. I ordered her to sit in my room and await my return or a call and she obeyed. As soon as I got outside, something happened. My head went through an extreme rush of pain, pleasure, nausea, and dizziness. All of the sudden I could "sense" and "see" things. I had the sudden impulse to jump to the ground and lay flat. Good thing I did because three darts with a Chinese poison zoomed past. I rose up off the ground and ran as fast as I could down the street. Something was guiding me to an abandoned house and made me go in. There were two guards sitting there asleep. As soon as the door clicked closed they jumped up and came after me. A swift roundhouse kick made one of the guards unstable as the other one hit me in the head with a pistol, knocking me unconscious. When I awoke I found myself hanging from a wall with cuffs and chains around my wrists. I looked to my left and there he was, beaten and tortured. I saw a key on a table on the other side of the room and dearly wished I could have it. Then it started floating over to me, faster and faster the more I thought about it. Then I had the key unlock the chains and I fell to the ground. It felt like my legs were paralyzed! I concentrated on hovering above the floor and I did it! I released him from his entrapment and carried him with my mind out of the room. Several grunts were waiting for us but they were no match for my new powers. I threw all of them up into the ceiling and slammed them on the floor breaking some necks and knocking out others. We fled the house as I called her to get her car ready for when we arrive. Half way there I looked behind me to see a creature I have never seen before chasing after us. It was seven feet tall, razor sharp teeth a foot long, four arms, and nails that could pierce the human skull. You could smell this creature a mile away and it's bloodstained fur, which still had yellow in some spots, told me that this guy wasn't friendly. We floated into the car and took off! We felt safe, but not for long. We were being pursued! A car managed to make us spin out of control and crash into a tree. Then I woke up to make this blog.

6/26/2006-

So while I was updating my site this morning, an alligator flew through my window and attacked me out of NOWHERE! But fear not for I was able to swiftly thrust my pocket knife into its throat. Then I made alligator shoes out of it and gave them to a homeless guy on south street.